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Are you gullible? Are you an "easy mark" for con men and ripoff artists? Then you need Gullibuster 4.0, the Amazing SeeUinHell Gullibility Cure! This product is proven to cure you!  Hear testimonials from our Satisfied Customers! 

Take this simple True/False test to see if we can help. And remember to answer honestly – the first step on the road to recovery is admitting that you have a problem.

1. Homeless people use the pocket change I give them to buy food and improve their lot in life;
2. Telephone psychics have amazing insight into my personal problems, but aren’t clairvoyant enough to call me before I call them;
3. When a politician says that instead of a government program growing by 10% a year, it will only grow by 7%, this is a "spending cut";
4. The United States will only send military troops abroad for the purpose of promoting and protecting principles of democracy;
5. A "Social Security Trust Fund" is a good way to ensure that money set aside for retirement benefits isn’t used for other purposes;
6. The outcome of a professional wrestling match is determined solely by the skill, wits, and guile of the contestants involved;
7. The outcome of a NASCAR race is determined solely by the skill, wits, and guile of the contestants involved;
8. The outcome of a horse race at Balmoral Track in south Chicago is determined solely by the skill, wits, and guile of the contestants involved;
9. Insurance companies have your best interests in mind;
10. O.J. didn't do it;
11. The United States does not have enough oil to support its needs. It depends on aid from the Middle East;
12. Although television and print reporters overwhelmingly identify themselves as Democrats, their professionalism prevents personal bias from tainting the way they report the news;
13. Democrats vote;
14. People who host talk-radio shows are intelligent, educated, and insightful and can support their opinions with facts;
15. Airport security guards, customs agents, and INS agents appreciate a good prank;
16. Leaving your cell phone on at the gas station might cause an explosion;
17. Leaving your cell phone on during a flight might cause a plane crash;
18. Leaving your cell phone on at the hospital might disrupt someone's pacemaker and cause a death or worse;
19. President John F. Kennedy was assassinated by an international cabal that included the CIA, Cuban refugees, the Mafia, and the inner sanctum of the United States Government.  Despite the number of people involved, with the help of over 800 continuous members of Congress and the thousands of people in the Justice Department, they’ve kept the unspeakable conspiracy under wraps to this very day;
20. The Earth is being visited by hyper-intelligent species from distant planets who have mastered means of travel that defy the laws of physics, but who are either unable or unwilling to turn the lights off on their spacecraft or paint them inconspicuous colors.   These species also only chose to kidnap those people with questionable intelligence and credibility for their experiments, leaving world leaders and Nobel laureates untouched;
21. There exists a thriving underground human organ-transplant market run by a group comprising young, beautiful, knife-wielding women, career criminals, and brilliant doctors with complete staffs and millions of dollars worth of expensive equipment;
22. Moving to the suburbs, or a rural area, is the best way to insulate your children from bad influences, unwanted pregnancy, drugs, and violence;
23. Disarming law-abiding citizens is a good way to protect them and their families from violence.
    

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