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Classic
Punk Jokes
Punks aren't just about iconoclasm, nihilism, anarchy, body piercing, tattoos, and mohawks (and sometimes, questionable hygiene). Punks have a sense of humor too. (You can't tell me this guy is totally serious!) That said, we bring you to the classics: classic punks reinterpret classic jokes and riddles. (Again, your suggestions are welcome. Send them to webmaster@seeuinhell.com. Send a photo too if you like.) |
"Knock, knock."
"Go away!"
"You're supposed to say, 'Who's there?'"
"Fuck off, you wanker!"
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"Cause I kicked its ass!"
"I just flew in from Seattle, and boy are my arms tired ... from bitch-slapping a stewardess!"
"How many punks does it take to screw in a light bulb?:
"Piss off!"
"Would I? Wood Eye?"
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dwayne."
"I don't know any assholes named Dwayne!"
"You're supposed to say "Dwayne who?'"
"You're pissing me off! Are you the police?"
"No, it's a joke."
"Pretty fucking hilarious. Do I have to come out there and kick your
ass?"
"Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?"
"An interpretation of your piece-of-shit life, you fucking loser. I
got tables."
"How many punks does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
"Fuck you!"
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