Monday, November 09, 2009

Sunday, November 08, 2009

A-hah! I believe I have the title code figured out.
Or maybe not.  I'll post and see.  Yep, finally did.
posted by Skeeky at 3:56 PM

Tuesday, November 09, 2004

Yasser Arafat: 99 44/100% Dead
After nearly two weeks of conflicting claims and Arafat's continuing decline, the press is now announcing more conflicting claims. Man this guy is cagey. Shades of "Generallisimo Francisco is Still Dead."
posted by Skeeky at 11:09 AM

Friday, October 15, 2004

Viagrambien: Drug Cocktail of the Week
This lovely cocktail is a combination of Viagra and sleep-aid Ambien.

Warning: Do not take unless you have a full eight hours to devote to sleeping ... with an erection.
posted by Skeeky at 5:53 PM

Thursday, October 14, 2004

Final Presidential Debate: Who Won?
Probably the better question is: Is it really fair to judge candidates on their effectiveness at incessant repetition?

Oh thank heaven for picture-in-picture TVs and Red Sox vs. Yankees.
posted by Skeeky at 10:17 AM

Friday, August 20, 2004

Olympics: Why all the swimming and gymnastics?
NBC is showing all the classic Olympic events. Boring. They want to appeal to the 18-34 demographic, yet you have to go to Bravo to see things like equestrian and fencing events. Look folks, hot young chicks jumping horses and sword fighting is what it's all about! Wooooof! (And I'm 40.)
posted by Skeeky at 9:53 AM

Friday, July 30, 2004

No Title
This was lifted today from the San Diego Union-Trib website. It's amphiboly.

What exactly is mounting, the complaints or the coyotes?
posted by Skeeky at 8:55 PM

Sunday, July 18, 2004

Does this mean that izod polo shirts can now be referred to as "wife-beaters"?
posted by Skeeky at 2:31 PM