Friday, July 30, 2004

No Title
This was lifted today from the San Diego Union-Trib website. It's amphiboly.

What exactly is mounting, the complaints or the coyotes?
posted by Skeeky at 8:55 PM

Sunday, July 18, 2004

Does this mean that izod polo shirts can now be referred to as "wife-beaters"?
posted by Skeeky at 2:31 PM

Saturday, July 17, 2004

Martha Redux
Gonna make me a license plate. Gonna make it purty. Limited Edition!

posted by Skeeky at 12:26 PM

Thursday, July 15, 2004

Weapons of Mass Distraction
The proposed Constitutional amendment banning gay marriage fails to get enough votes in the Senate to even be allowed to go to a vote. But remember that pushing the vote into the Senate had nothing to do with election year politics. Neither would delaying the vote because of the threat of terrorist attack ....

The CIA was totally wrong ... but we were right to go into Iraq anyway? Somebody should tell them not to take advice from people named "Curveball" and "Pimpo."
posted by Skeeky at 9:32 AM

Sunday, July 04, 2004

With Love for this Country, and a Notable Quote, at the Risk of Affrontery, We Urge You to Vote.
"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. --That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence . . . "
Keyword: prudence.
posted by Skeeky at 11:06 AM

Saturday, July 03, 2004

Brando Dies; Brando Rules!
Someone should organize a "talk like Brando" day.

"Are you an athathin?" - Apocalypse Now
posted by Skeeky at 9:45 AM

Thursday, July 01, 2004

Pull my finger ... godless infidel!

posted by Skeeky at 8:01 PM