Wednesday, January 21, 2004


How to Get John Kerry Elected
Dude -- get a haircut, and ... well ... everything else.
posted by Skeeky at 7:18 PM


Save the Beer!
Russian crews spent a week trying to save 10 tons of beer and the tanker in which it is held, after the tanker crashed through the ice of a Siberian lake. The army has now been called in to help. The army would have come more quickly, if not for being tied up at a more pressing vodka-related emergency.
posted by Skeeky at 7:13 PM