Tuesday, July 30, 2002
Bin Laden Dead?
CNN.com - Sources: No bodyguards, no bin Laden - July 30, 2002
Several of Osama bin Laden's bodyguards have been captured and are being held in Guantanamo Bay in Cuba. Insiders say that without bodyguards, bin Laden is probably dead. Why? 'Cause he's a skinny old despotic insane weenie? Naahhhh!
Weenie Alert!
posted by Skeeky at 7:51 PM
Monday, July 01, 2002
An Alternative, Godless Pledge of Allegiance
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under the divine creator, however you choose to believe in him or her, should you choose to believe in him or her at all, or not, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all, except terrorists, bad people, and evil-doers.
posted by Skeeky at 10:13 AM
