Sunday, March 31, 2002
Resurrection Narrowly Averted
Whewww -- That was close!
posted by Skeeky at 11:20 AM
Thursday, March 28, 2002
What's Next ... a Bin Laden Chat Room?
Paper says it got bin Laden e-mail
What the paper doesn't mention is that the e-mail began with, "Forward this to 12 people in the next 48 hours and you will get the gift of love!"
posted by Skeeky at 9:16 AM
Wednesday, March 27, 2002
Exactly for Whom is it a Sacrifice: the Chicken or the Man?
(San Diego) Following the confiscation by police of animals used for religious sacrifice, the owner of the shop where the animals were found agreed to an interview with a local news station, provided they protect his identity by not showing his face or using his last name. That way no one will know which guy named Julian who owns a spiritual curio store on the 3600 block of El Cajon Blvd. in San Diego is him.
posted by Skeeky at 3:46 PM
Wednesday, March 20, 2002
Real Web Site of the Week: Neuticles.com
Neuticles.com sells prosthetic testicles for pets that look and feel the same as the real thing.
posted by Skeeky at 9:11 AM
Thursday, March 07, 2002
This is Seriously Messed Up
HoustonChronicle.com - Hit-and-run victim lodged in windshield for days
Have you heard the one where the lady hit a homeless man with her car, drove home with his head lodged in her windshield, and left him in her garage for several days crying for help until he finally died? Well, at least she went and apologized to him a couple of times. Nice lady.
posted by Skeeky at 2:31 PM
Monday, March 04, 2002
Only the Shadow Government Knows ...
News leaked last week that since the 9/11 terror attacks, a shadow government has been formed of high-ranking officials who are hidden in bunkers outside of Washington, D.C., and would be able to run the country should Washington be unable. Other countries are now scrambling to start their own shadow governments, in order to avoid a “shadow government gap.”
Meanwhile, expect a shadow coup sometime in the future. All these people sitting in a cramped, stinky, dark bunker, quietly going insane and thinking, “Why do they get to be up top and get all the credit? ... I’ll show them!”
posted by Skeeky at 10:18 AM
