Wednesday, February 28, 2001
Bush's Blueprint
In his address to Congress last night, President Bush announced that he would be presenting a "Blueprint For New Beginnings," causing many Democrats to wonder aloud why he would want to spend $3 trillion on a continuation school.
posted by Skeeky at 9:27 AM
Tuesday, February 27, 2001
Europe Fights Foot-and-Mouth; Bush Concerned
Britain, Germany and France have begun full-scale slaughter of sheep and cattle to combat the agriculture-crippling foot-and-mouth disease. President Bush expressed alarm and concern for his safety until top advisors reminded him that he only suffers foot-in-mouth disease.
posted by Skeeky at 9:57 AM
Monday, February 26, 2001
Earnhardt, Jr. Remembers Father
Sunday, in the first NASCAR race since his father's tragic death, Dale Earnhardt, Jr. paid a loving tribute to his late father by crashing his car into the wall in the first lap.
posted by Skeeky at 12:51 PM
Governors Meet with President
The Governors of nearly every state, organized under the moniker National Association of Governors (NAG), met today with President Bush in Washington. One hot topic was the power crisis, or specifically, how to get more power and keep it.
President Bush also pushed his education plan, stating, “Edumacation should be our highest ... thingy.” The President’s brother, Gov. Jeb Bush, Fla., balked at the plan, arguing instead for social advancement.
posted by Skeeky at 10:02 AM
Friday, February 23, 2001
Clinton Pardon Problems Propagate
Pardon? Huh? Pardon? ... Oh, brother. (Two brothers no less.)
posted by Skeeky at 9:46 AM
Thursday, February 22, 2001
Dale Earnhardt Remembered Today
At his memorial service in North Carolina, an attending Earnhardt fan stated, "He won't need that eighth championship now, because he's on his way through the Golden Gates," apparently intimating that the road to the afterlife makes a stopover in San Francisco. Mr. Earnhardt was buried on Wednesday in a small ceremony. His body was laid to rest after a final lap around the cemetary grounds.
posted by Skeeky at 10:33 AM
